On the top one Martin’s like: “Oooooh, what time is it again???”
And on the bottom one: “Genuine Patek Philippe, Douglas~
It’s here.
Look, it’s in your personal space.
Patek Philippe, Douglas.
Patek Philippe.”
While Douglas is just: “I’m ignoring you. With mild difficulty”.
I’m looking at the Cabin Pressure kink meme right now, and… fuck, there are so many brilliant prompts and no one even try to fill them! For example this - really, guys? you don’t want to see it? And this? Or this? Or most of all THIS?
I don’t even mention the kinky ones: this one sounds hilarious, this has a great potential and this one is not so kinky, but whatever! And numerous Douglas/Martin/Arthur sandwiches that haven’t happened!
Not to mention Arthur/Martin prompts: this - lovely! This - asdfghjkl;lk yes please!! And this - because of reasons.
Also this one sounds so utterly sad that I really need it (you probably don’t know but I’m a whore for Arthur whump)
There’s also the one AU-prompt about forbidden romance between Martin and Arthur I’m willing to art-fill, but UGH!!!! I just want to have those prompts filled, they’re just

My same gender otp - Arthur/Martin. Always. And I have something for Diego/Martin.
My opposite gender otp - Carolyn/Herc.
My most hated pairing - Well, I don’t hate it but I’m very much fed up with it, it’s Douglas/Martin.
An unusual pairing I ship - Arthur/Toblerone. It’s canon :)
Douglas lifting up Martin and then Martin lifting up Douglas. I’m pretty sure Martin is accustomed to lifting more than his own weight, what with his moving service and all, but he probably wouldn’t make it past a couple steps with Douglas as the cargo.
learnt-it-from-cabin-pressure:
Russia is stupidly big, really enormous and far bigger than necessary.
The thing I love most about drawing Cabin Pressure, especially captain Crieff, is that I CAN DRAW BENEDICT’S
FUCKINGFACE LIKE WHATEVER I WANT. Someone might ask “hey you can’t do that” than I would say like “hey it’s ok, because captain Crieff is not actually Benedict, only his voice is. And in script, it clearly states that Martin Crieff is a small red faced man, so everything’s fine. Just like Stephanie Cole, Roger Allam, and John Finnemore.” and someone might say like “then what about promo pictures of them?” then I…………… uhm…….I haven’t thought about that……………..