12 Koron (13350 words) by jan_kowalski
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes, Greg Lestrade, Sally Donovan, James Moriarty, Original Male Character(s)
Additional Tags: Comedy, Action/Adventure, Assassins & Hitmen, Alternate Universe, Polski | Polish
Na skutek nieporozumienia, taksówkarz John Watson zostaje uznany za płatnego morderce i uwięziony. W międzyczasie ktoś sprzedaje Pałac Buckingham Rosjanom, Greg Lestrade ma urwanie głowy, a Sherlock Holmes próbuje rozbujać swoją karierę dziennikarza radiowego.
Fake cover for my fanfic. Polish only (and sadly). It’s about John the cab driver, who, due to serious misunderstanding, is recognized as an infamous hitman and imprisoned. Not for long tho.
I want the Ethan of Athos au
where Sherlock is gynaecologist from Athos, small all-men misogynistic planet, who, to rescue his homeland, is forced to go on a mission by his very important older brother
Mary is a hireling-soldier who helps him while trying to accomplish her own goal
and John is a mysterious fugitive agent with special abbilities, who seeks for political asylum on Athos
and all three of them need to overcome their mistrust and work together to get their shit done
Fanartists who draw John Watson. (◡‿◡✿)
Fanartists who draw John Watson naked. (◕‿◕✿)
Fanartists who draw John Watson naked with his scar and his soft little tum and his love handles and remember that he’s not a rippling wall of muscles and lean flesh and is still hot enough that you ache to see him fucking someone hard on a desk because he is Captain John Motherfucking Three Continents Watson and he doesn’t need to be ultra fit to be positively dripping sex. (◉‿◉✿)
Gypsum heads of John Watson and Sherlock Holmes I did for fun but somehow they made it into my exhibition.
how do we call John/Mary pairing?
Because I want to look for fanarts and I don’t know how.
I’ve made Sherlock and John out of plasticine and now they’re going metal…
…If you know what I mean. And I mean the metal casting.
It is not entirely finished but I am tired of it and I wanted to post something.
Let’s consider it temporary done, then… I hope the merry team of fawnlock’s tumblr is going to like it.
Ok, I have to say this.
I love John. I always have. He’s the kind of guy that puts up with weird flatmates because they’re brilliant, stands up for people he cares about, isn’t afraid to yell at shit that annoys him, likes jumpers, is gorgeous as all hell, carries an illegal firearm, probably would buy a crying kid a balloon, shoots not-very-nice people that deserve it, tells Sherlock to stop being a unfeeling bastard, is (possibly) unabashedly bisexual with experience across three continents, is probably a very attentive lover but will pin your wrists down during sex and you’ll like it, loves queen and country, is an awesome doctor and is generally a really badass motherfucker.
In short, I fucking love you, John Watson.